Anyway, it turns out that there is a website (http://www.pleasedontbanme.com/) where people have compiled some of the best chat logs from the tribunal. I think that it's worth a look. My personal favorite from the site so far has to be this one:
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:13]: MOMMMMA MOMMMMA
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:16]: SQUEEEL SQUEEEEL
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:19]: MOMMMA MOMMMA
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:22]: IMA FUK U LIKE A HOG
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:16]: SQUEEEL SQUEEEEL
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:19]: MOMMMA MOMMMA
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:22]: IMA FUK U LIKE A HOG
Enjoy!