7.28.2011

The Tribunal

Once my summoner level reached around level 27, I started to get a little bit tired of LoL. It was then that they announced the tribunal for level 30 summoners, and I found my interest rekindled. A lot of the entries are simple cases of people going AFK or feeding intentionally, but every now and then you find something truly bizarre.

Anyway, it turns out that there is a website (http://www.pleasedontbanme.com/) where people have compiled some of the best chat logs from the tribunal. I think that it's worth a look. My personal favorite from the site so far has to be this one:

IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:13]: MOMMMMA MOMMMMA
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:16]: SQUEEEL SQUEEEEL
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:19]: MOMMMA MOMMMA
IceyDeadPeople[All] [21:45:22]: IMA FUK U LIKE A HOG

Enjoy!

7.21.2011

Wukong, The Monkey King Art Spotlight and Gameplay Preview

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/art-spotlight-wukong-monkey-king


MONKEY! MONKEY! MONKEY!

Photoshop in fast forward is once again awesome...

His mechanics look... really good. His ult seems... way too good, but we'll see. I'm excited.

Champion Sale!

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-sale-50-tristana-udyr-and-trundle

I already have Tristana, as so should you all for Liking LoL on Facebook, and I already got Udyr with IP.

However, I've been planning on getting Trundle for awhile now, and this is my chance.

7.20.2011

Table Flipping

A really humorous meme that has shown up on the LoL boards is about "table flipping".

Basically whenever someone is upset, they make a declaration like "Every minute that the server is down, I'm going to flip a table", or make a call to arms like "Everyone, the server is down, let us flip tables". And then they post this: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

There was a humorous retort I saw someone make the other day which was "Seriously guys, I'm trying to pick up tables here, stop flipping them over".

And then he posted this: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┬──┬

I find this to be really funny. Mostly I just really enjoy the concept of flipping tables when you're upset and that there are other people out there who are trying to keep order and flip the tables back over. All the while these cute little emoticon things... Yeah.

7.19.2011

Server Instability

As you probably already know, for the past three days since the patch and the introduction of Leona there have been incidents of server instability and downtime.  I have on occasion attempted to visit the forums to find out what's going on.  Riot keeps the public fairly well informed of developments, even if they don't really explain what the problem is (and to be honest, I'm not sure many people care).

The real point of this post: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THE LOL COMMUNITY?  Pages and pages are added to the general discussion where, by and large, people rant and rave at Riot for the downtime.  Many people exclaim how they're fed up and done with the game.  Others demand free RP for being inconvenienced.  So many posts were being added, I found two people playing a game with each other in which they were attempting to find the other's posts through the deluge of frothing LoL fans.  Seriously...most people just need to calm the **** down.

7.14.2011

Sooooo.... Leona

I can't quite tell how I feel about her yet. I've played two games with her so far; both custom, all basic bots aside from me, one win, one loss.
Shield of Daybreak is eh. For me, since I'm not really certain how to use it yet, it becomes a button mash that is on whenever I'm in combat and especially in the combo used when other champions are below half health.
She's great with the initiation on Zenith blade, but that tends to get her in to too much trouble as she's just not quite tanky enough (low health, easy to hit, low damage on her hits). I've also found that so far Zenith Blade's aiming is a little off... I wonder if that's a characteristic of skill shots themselves? I rarely play people with skill shots, but it seems that this is way off. Like I have the line directly over someone who's not moving and it still misses. Also, not a great clearer as far as waves go. Whereas Malphite (my favourite tank-esque champion) has Ground Slam and Amumu at least has his auras, the only clearing ability on Leona is her Eclipse after effect.
Eclipse is definitely nice to have, but again, doesn't have that wow factor I had hoped.
And her ultimate is .... weak if I'm being diplomatic, total shite if I'm not.
The passive, Sunlight, I don't know if it works or not. Allied bots are too stupid to hit people when they have that debuff.
Her use really comes in chasing/initiating with the Zenith Blade and then unleashing every other ability to get an opposing champion down about a quarter of their health, and then running away and leaving the carry to clean up.
She's fun to play, but I can definitely see how people are crying "underpowered".
Anyone else played her so far? Any thoughts? Any suggestions?
Also, I take back all my doubts about Valkyrie skin. Super cutie! ;)

Utility Mastery

Part 3 of my mastery commentary.  For Offense Mastery, go here.  For Defense Mastery, go here.

7.12.2011

Good Team Makeup does not equal Win

This is a cautionary tale.



Free Kayle Skin


I like Kayle. Or at least the concept of Kayle, having never really mucked around enough to give her a solid shake. And its entirely possible that my fondness is merely the carry over of my enjoyment of the Sisters of Battle and the feverish need to utilize a Living Saint that lies there in...

In any event I hate, nay loathe, the "Classic" Kayle skin. Yellow and red are not a good color scheme in my mind normally, but on an angel and with a giant, stupod-look plume... I scorn it like Tim Gunn scorns Crocs.

7.05.2011

LoL the RPG?

So this was originally asked in a comment to the post on the storyline/retcon issues that LoL has, but I really think it deserves its own post for continued discussion...

"Are there any existing RPGs that LoL naturally lends itself to? Exalted? Scion? D&D? Seventh Sea? I'm very curious about this..."


7.02.2011

Defense Mastery

Part 2 of my Mastery commentary.  For Offense Mastery, go here.  For Utility Mastery, go here.

Streaming = Jail Time?

http://shoryuken.com/2011/06/29/trolling-the-stream-by-ultradavid/

Disturbing read about a bill that is probably going to get passed. If it horrifies you like it did me, then click the link at the bottom or, click here http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/ten_strikes?akid=700.450896.5hVZPC&rd=1&t=1 to have your voice heard.

Everyone Gets Nerfed - Parody Song

Everyone Gets Nerfed

Funny song.

Offense Mastery

I've been investigating builds lately, including items, runes and masteries.  I would like to start a series of articles rating the masteries of each tree.  I should note that I am still an amateur, and while I trust my analytical abilities these should be treated as my opinions.  Today I'm starting with the Offense Mastery tree.  For the Defense Mastery tree, go here.  For Utility Mastery, go here.

EDIT: The post is long, so I've put a break in to prevent it from taking up the whole home screen.

7.01.2011

LoL needs a continuity editor...

Random inconsistencies in the storyline annoy me.

"Pantheon is native to Mt. Targon and his tribe, the Rakkor, live upon its slopes."
-Journal of Justice, V1:I24

"Far above the clouds on Mount Gargantuan resides a stalwart tribe of people known as the Stanpar..."
-Pantheon Story


Leona the Radiant Dawn Art Spotlight

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/news/art-spotlight-%E2%80%93-leona-radiant-dawn

I... never realized that watching photoshop in fast forward could be so interesting. This is actually shockingly cool.

EDIT: Edited for great justice

Xin Zhao and Sona on Sale!

Champion Sale: 50% Off Sona, Fiddlesticks, and Xin Zhao | LoL - League of Legends

I already have Sona, but I got Xin Zhao this morning, finally, and he was pretty fun.